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Post by Ani on Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:31 pm

if u have any jokes post them here on this thread. u can post the answers in spoilers or whatever u want
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Post by King K on Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:05 pm

This should be funny ;D
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Post by Ani on Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:12 pm

do u guys have any jokes to post?
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Post by Hazza on Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:44 pm

I'm not really the joke kind of girl, but I'll try to post a few.

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Post by ✶ℳarina✶ on Mon Mar 10, 2014 4:25 am

I came up with this (corny) one a while back...
Q: How do fish handle current events?
A: Swimmingly!

I didn't come up with this one and it's translated from French as well as paraphrased, but I thought it was pretty funny:
Girl: Dad, I almost got a 10/10 on my math test!
Dad: That's great!
Girl: They just forgot to put the 1 before the 0...
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Post by Sadie♡ on Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:53 am

Ohh I can't wait to see some jokes (:
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Post by Ani on Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:29 pm

@✶ℳarina✶ wrote:I came up with this (corny) one a while back...
Q: How do fish handle current events?
A: Swimmingly!

I didn't come up with this one and it's translated from French as well as paraphrased, but I thought it was pretty funny:
Girl: Dad, I almost got a 10/10 on my math test!
Dad: That's great!
Girl: They just forgot to put the 1 before the 0...

the second one is so funny
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Post by Ani on Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:36 pm

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Student: I'm confused. Yesterday you told me it was H to O!
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Re: Funny Jokes thread

Post by King K on Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:35 am

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos



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Post by Guest on Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:50 am

Oml ^^
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Erm here's an anti joke:
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally. xD

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Post by King K on Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:39 am

OMG I'VE HEARD THAT ONE xD
That's like me and my bestfriends inside joke Razz
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Post by Ani on Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:13 pm

Smile

A camp counselor says to her camper, "This is a dogwood tree." The camper asks, "How can you tell?" The counselor answers, "By its bark!"

idk i dont have any good ones
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Post by King K on Sat Apr 12, 2014 8:51 am

Awww xD These jokes are so cheesy oh my.. ^-^
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Post by Guest on Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:06 am

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing.

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Post by King K on Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:12 am

Harry that's funny because it's awful xD
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Post by Ani on Fri May 02, 2014 3:18 pm

knock knock
who's there
owl
owl who
owl take u to six flags


idk i  am not good at jokes
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Post by Hazza on Thu Jun 26, 2014 3:52 am

Locked; old.

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